NaNO Vapor by MuscleTech

[Noel Clark]

This is the sales pitch for this...

Never before has bodybuilding witnessed such an unprecedented musclebuilding experience. Just one hit of naNO Vapor and you’ll know that the days of being disappointed by your pre-workout supplement are over. Scientifically designed to target your physiological systems, naNO Vapor’s potent formula attacks muscle growth from virtually every possible angle. As it consumes your entire body, priming you with laser-like intensity, every set on your quest for all-out growth will seem like a mere warm-up. Your muscles will become engorged with blood and will explode with unprecedented size. Skin-crawling vascularity will spread throughout your limbs, and predator-like focus will consume you. Once you embark on this journey with naNO Vapor™, training with the iron will never be the same

Wow :lol:

[Erik]

Ahh the good ol' days.

As silly as it might sound to us more in the know, the young 18 yr old hasn't been jaded yet. Supplement companies sell hope and from a musclebuilding standpoint, the big target is the relatively young, eager, male.

there's a reason MuscleTech is the king of the supplement industry; they're a Marketing Machine.

We laugh at paragraphs like that, but somehow, some way, it works.

I remember when I worked there, we had a great time coming up with crazy descriptors like that - but they're much crazier now apparently.

[jills]

"skin-crawling vascularity" is pretty good. :lol:

[MichelleS]

This is the sales pitch for this...

Never before has bodybuilding witnessed such an unprecedented musclebuilding experience. Just one hit of naNO Vapor and you’ll know that the days of being disappointed by your pre-workout supplement are over. Scientifically designed to target your physiological systems, naNO Vapor’s potent formula attacks muscle growth from virtually every possible angle. As it consumes your entire body, priming you with laser-like intensity, every set on your quest for all-out growth will seem like a mere warm-up. Your muscles will become engorged with blood and will explode with unprecedented size. Skin-crawling vascularity will spread throughout your limbs, and predator-like focus will consume you. Once you embark on this journey with naNO Vapor™, training with the iron will never be the same

Wow :lol:

the underlined part :funny: yeah I had that skin-crawling but no vascularity made me itch like crazy from the high dose of niacin. I wanted to only focus on the burning skin crawling itch. :lol: Save your money Niacin 500mg does that same thing and doesn't taste like ass.



I used this stuff once we got a dented tub at work and it was going to the trash so we opened the lid closed it shook it really hard to see what would happen(there is a warning label that says do not shake) :funny: it mushroom clouded out that thing. Oh the :bawling: pain.... it burns.... nano particals flying around the room.... not so fun to breath in and get in your eyes. SO then we said what the hell lets take a shot of it. I looked like a spoted red dog.

Oh I told a guy that I used it and he thought I was BSing cause it says that one the package its ONLY FOR MEN :sad:

[Erik]

it mushroom clouded out that thing. Oh the :bawling: pain.... it burns.... nano particals flying around the room.... not so fun to breath in and get in your eyes. SO then we said what the hell lets take a shot of it. I looked like a spoted red dog.

I just burst out laughing.

The bolded is especially hilarious.

[MichelleS]

I just burst out laughing.

The bolded is especially hilarious.

That part is on the packaging :lol:

[Erik]

I am still laughing when i read that.

That's classic.

[Noel Clark]

I am gonna get some...I need laser like intensity. :D I also want to attack my muscles from all angles.



and yes, Michelle--it does say--for men only. :lol:

[MichelleS]

I know i've taken alot of stuff for men only :ninja:

[Erik]

Laser-like intensity is useless without predator-like focus.

[MichelleS]

:lol3:



you should read their new stuff MyoShock and Cryotest.

[Noel Clark]

Laser-like intensity is useless without predator-like focus.

but I will still have muscles that explode with unprecedented size. :icanthearyou:

[Erik]

but I will still have muscles that explode with unprecedented size. :icanthearyou:

Only if you have all elements in place. Can't you read the label?

It doens't work without the predator-like focus.

[Erik]

:lol3:

you should read their new stuff MyoShock and Cryotest.

Sounds like two new thread ideas to me. :lol:

[Blondell]

I used this (a sample). David was scared to touch it b/c of the warnings and crap on the label! :lol: :lol:

[Blondell]

For maximum results, consume on an empty stomach. Do not exceed 3 scoops (servings) in a 24-hour period. Due to the extreme reactivity of the naNO Vapor formula, made sure the container is stabilized for at least 10 to 15 seconds before opening the lid. Otherwise, nanoparticulated particles invisible to the naked eye may escape the confines of the container. Do not leave the container open for more than 30 seconds. Due to the unbridled power of naNO Vapor, make absolutely certain that you have read the entire label before using naNO Vapor. You must precisely follow the directions provided.bwahahaha!!

I didn't follow them. Still had a good w/o. :funny:

[MichelleS]

Sounds like two new thread ideas to me. :lol:

:cardio: Off to find the emails from them.


who puts melatonin in a pre work supp. :scratch:

[Noel Clark]

Only if you have all elements in place. Can't you read the label?

It doens't work without the predator-like focus.
Biomedically engineered for zero wait-time, the anabolic naNO Vapor storm unleashes a fury that will have you attacking the weights with unstoppable intensity. Armed with state of the art Nano-Diffuse™ technology, a precise portion of key compounds in the naNO Vapor formula are drastically reduced in size to rapidly increase the rate of absorption. With these microscopic particles easily entering your body, naNO Vapor overwhelms every fiber of your being. You’ll observe in utter disbelief as you experience raw, untamed increases in size, mutating your physique to massive proportions right before your very eyes.



No mention of the predator like focus in this clip. Looks like I can have untamed increases in size-mutating my physique to massive proportions right before my very eyes.

You're just jealous

[Erik]

nanoparticulated particles invisible to the naked eye may escape the confines of the container. Do not leave the container open for more than 30 seconds. Due to the unbridled power of naNO Vapor

:omg:

It was nothing like this 5 years ago.

Oh noooooesssss!! Run, RUN RUN The nanoparticulated particles have escaped ... and you can't see them. Run!!

[Blondell]

:omg:

It was nothing like this 5 years ago.

Oh noooooesssss!! Run, RUN RUN The nanoparticulated particles have escaped ... and you can't see them. Run!!

I just burst out laughing!!!! :funny:

[Erik]

Biomedically engineered for zero wait-time, the anabolic naNO Vapor storm unleashes a fury that will have you attacking the weights with unstoppable intensity. Armed with state of the art Nano-Diffuse™ technology, a precise portion of key compounds in the naNO Vapor formula are drastically reduced in size to rapidly increase the rate of absorption. With these microscopic particles easily entering your body, naNO Vapor overwhelms every fiber of your being. You’ll observe in utter disbelief as you experience raw, untamed increases in size, mutating your physique to massive proportions right before your very eyes.


:omg: Hahahahahaha

I don't want my fibers to be overwhelmed. :(

But I do want to watch my physique mutate right before my very eyes.

[MichelleS]

:omg:

It was nothing like this 5 years ago.

Oh noooooesssss!! Run, RUN RUN The nanoparticulated particles have escaped ... and you can't see them. Run!!

ROTFL


Its true they do escape they are like little tiny ninja like nanoparticals invisable to the naked eye :ninja3:

[Blondell]

This thread is hilarious!! If you guys only knew what David and I went through when we read the label of this after getting the sample.

He's like: "I'm not sure about this. What's all this mean? Why does it say that....and that?"
Me: "Give it here. I'll use it."

Me and my experimental self! :funny:

[Erik]

This thread is hilarious!! If you guys only knew what David and I went through when we read the label of this after getting the sample.

He's like: "I'm not sure about this. What's all this mean? Why does it say that....and that?"
Me: "Give it here. I'll use it."

Me and my experimental self! :funny:

I can so picture that. :lol:

[MichelleS]

This thread is hilarious!! If you guys only knew what David and I went through when we read the label of this after getting the sample.

He's like: "I'm not sure about this. What's all this mean? Why does it say that....and that?"
Me: "Give it here. I'll use it."

Me and my experimental self! :funny:

Chris took some Halo over with him thats a funny label.

[Erik]

This is the best thread. :lol:

Laura was looking at me with a :wth: look on her face as I was roaring here.

[Erik]

Ruunnnnnn!

The nanoparticles.

[Noel Clark]

If you’re truly hungry for primal muscle growth and increased workout intensity, the naNO Vapor experience is waiting for you. But make no mistake: naNO Vapor is not for part-time, recreational, or wannabe bodybuilders. Only the most dedicated iron soldiers can handle the aftermath of naNO Vapor. The unbelievable experience triggered by naNO Vapor delivers explosive results that have to be experienced to be believed

and more....

[Brandi]

If you’re truly hungry for primal muscle growth and increased workout intensity, the naNO Vapor experience is waiting for you. But make no mistake: naNO Vapor is not for part-time, recreational, or wannabe bodybuilders. Only the most dedicated iron soldiers can handle the aftermath of naNO Vapor. The unbelievable experience triggered by naNO Vapor delivers explosive results that have to be experienced to be believed

and more....

:wth: :funny:


It's like nanoGodzilla!!

[Erik]

Iron Soldier - that's me!!

Interestingly enough, this product won supplement of the year at the Olympia. :uhuh:

[MichelleS]

This is the best thread. :lol:

Laura was looking at me with a :wth: look on her face as I was roaring here.

:thumb: its five stars

[Noel Clark]

ok so i decided to take it...and right before my very eyes--look at me :blink:

[Blondell]

BWAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!!!!!!!

[MichelleS]

ok so i decided to take it...and right before my very eyes--look at me :blink:

wow it really does work :bannana: Pass me some I want to be :lifter:

[Blondell]

This will save me some money! Forget about YEARS of other stuff. Pass the NanoVapor! :lol:

[Erik]

Contact the FTC - it doesn't say anything on the label about making you black.

[Blondell]

Contact the FTC - it doesn't say anything on the label about making you black.

Give her time. According to the other thread (figure posing guide), she just found out that she is white. This has to be confusing to her. :lol3:


Noel. :console:

[MichelleS]

this thread is giving me my cardio for the day :funny:

[Noel Clark]

:funny:

[Brandi]

Give her time. According to the other thread (figure posing guide), she just found out that she is white. This has to be confusing to her. :lol3:


Noel. :console:


OMG SOOOO FUNNY

[Noel Clark]

I knew B that you would :lol: at that :wink:

[Adam]

The 4 page 'special reports' are hilarious :lol:

[Meechel]

ok so i decided to take it...and right before my very eyes--look at me :blink:

Best thing evah! :lol:

[BigDog]

I just wet my pants.

[smuggie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v614/montagnu/smiles%20and%20laughter%20smilies/poundtable2.gif

[mackie]

This is the funniest thread, ever!!! You guys are cracking me the heck up!!!
:funny: hahahaha :snort: :funny: :snort: :funny: omg!!! :snort:

[SBT]

This thread is hilarious!! :lol:

[smuggie]

Wait, why are we laughing? We should all order some of this stuff right now after seeing the fast and mind-blowing results Noel has gotten from taking it.




































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[Q45]

This thread is hilarious!! If you guys only knew what David and I went through when we read the label of this after getting the sample.

He's like: "I'm not sure about this. What's all this mean? Why does it say that....and that?"
Me: "Give it here. I'll use it."

Me and my experimental self! :funny:

its a bunch of foolishness if you ask me.:morning:
they make it seem like you've got a packet full of the ingredients to set of a nuclear bomb....talking about "dont shake up the packet" and "keep the nanoparticulated powerful particles at rest"

i like the warning at the bottom where it says you might get genital herpes and leprosy if the nanoperticles are aggravated during consumption....:mecry:

[Noel Clark]

I am still black....and a man..... how long does this stuff last :unsure: ?

[smuggie]

I am still black....and a man..... how long does this stuff last :unsure: ?

Forever.

[DarkAnimal73]

I am still black....and a man..... how long does this stuff last :unsure: ?Awww man my therapist is going to have a hey day with this

[MichelleS]

:lol3: Noel your avi rocks! I can't rep you yet

[Erik]

i like the warning at the bottom where it says you might get genital herpes and leprosy if the nanoperticles are aggravated during consumption....:mecry:

No way. Hahahahaha

[SusanF]

OMG - I'm crying and my stomach hurts from laughing.

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha





hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha






hahahahaha







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[Blondell]

No way. Hahahahaha

Yeah, he said it! And you guys think I'm the wild one. He has ALL of you thoroughly fooled. :sad:

[RpH]

its a bunch of foolishness if you ask me.:morning:
they make it seem like you've got a packet full of the ingredients to set of a nuclear bomb....talking about "dont shake up the packet" and "keep the nanoparticulated powerful particles at rest"

i like the warning at the bottom where it says you might get genital herpes and leprosy if the nanoperticles are aggravated during consumption....:mecry:

Please tell my it doesn't say that. Wow

[Blondell]

Please tell my it doesn't say that. Wow

David's a nut. It doesn't say that. :lol:

[Blondell]

I'm going to finish off what we have left of this. If I turn into Jay Cutler or Markus Ruhl, we'll know it's not a one time thing and that Noel did everything right. :lol:

[Petro]

I just don't even know who to rep about this thread...the whole thing has me rolling on the ground.....with nanoparticles floating in a cloud above me:lol:

[Blondell]

It's kickin' in! Woot! Energy is high. I'm off to mutate! :wave:

[MichelleS]

when you get back you should look like this

ETA is it showing now?

[Blondell]

when you get back you should look like this

http://dpawsey.tripod.com/scarymofo.jpg

I'm already round. I'm trying to get some better lines. :lol:

[MichelleS]

I'm already round. I'm trying to get some better lines. :lol:

then you should have used the blue raz

[Blondell]

then you should have used the blue raz

The pic doesn't show. ;)

It's a couple of circles and says "tripod" :lol:

[BigAmes]

You guys are crackin me up! :funny:

[Donna]

Too Funny. This thread is cracking me up:laugh:

[fitmonkey]

:omg:

It was nothing like this 5 years ago.

Oh noooooesssss!! Run, RUN RUN The nanoparticulated particles have escaped ... and you can't see them. Run!!

This is f'in hilarious.

[Q45]

David's a nut. It doesn't say that. :lol:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g2/dnbdjq45/orlybabylv5.gif

[MichelleS]

The pic doesn't show. ;)

It's a couple of circles and says "tripod" :lol:

Check now. It was working on my end til I looked on my bb

[Noel Clark]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g2/dnbdjq45/orlybabylv5.gif

:funny:

[Blondell]

when you get back you should look like this

ETA is it showing now?

yes, it is!! Watch out Iris!! :lifter: :lol:

Although she'd have me in symmetry. :uhuh: :lol3:

[MichelleS]

:bump:


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[Amy]

:funny:

[thewickedtwo]

I'm wondering if Noel ever became a white female again? maybe it's a touchy subject...

:funny:

[Erik]

:bump:

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e342/mmspencer24/smilies/lmaosmiley.gif
Good bump. :lol:

[Erik]

I'm wondering if Noel ever became a white female again? maybe it's a touchy subject...

:funny:

That's the least of her problems. :lol: